buttermilkqueen:

do u ever hear something so dumb ur eyes physically roll out of ur head

(Source: beeblejuice)

vivalanorge:

England: colour
America: color
England: humour
America: humor
England: flavour
America: flavor
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao

mickeymilkovandamn:

Buy The Stars - Marina and the Diamonds 

Oh we don’t own our heavens now
We only own our hell
And if you don’t know that by now
Then you don’t know me that well

pityfriend:

*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

(Source: liampayneisafuckboy)

  • everyone: are you okay
  • everyone: you look tired
  • everyone: you look upset
  • everyone: you look confused
  • everyone: are you mad at me
  • everyone: what happened to you
  • everyone: are you sick
  • me: IT'S MY FACE